Hunter S. Foxton

Mr. Foxton is an accomplished hunter, donning his DPM, blending into his surroundings with ease and stalking the woods in soft-padded silence. He doesn't hunt for food - his wife takes care of that. Instead, he hunts the red-jacketed buffoons who come crashing through the wood on horseback, announcing their presence with much bugle-blowing and raucous guffawing. Payback, bitches.

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