Shinji the Salaryman

Japan is a land of wonder and enchantment. Shinji, however, has dedicated his life to the production of OmniFresh! cleaning detergent. Last month sales were up .005 percent, which was a cause of some celebration in his unit of OmniFresh!, a subsidiary of the Zaibatsu Corporation. His son, Yuto, will one day abandon capitalism and live as a vagabond surfer. #CharacterStareDown

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